Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan has issued a highly satirical “apology” to Senate President Godswill Akpabio, blending sharp wit with fierce criticism.
In the letter, titled “From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan,” she mockingly expresses “deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret” for the so called offense of maintaining dignity and self-respect in Akpabio’s presence.
Senator Natasha pointedly criticizes a system where success is allegedly tied to personal compliance rather than merit. She sarcastically apologizes for prioritizing competence and the people’s mandate over private indulgences, hinting at inappropriate demands made behind closed doors.
Highlighting the “bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes,” she blames herself tongue firmly in cheek for disrupting the established political “quid pro quo.”
Highlighting the “bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes,” she blames herself — tongue firmly in cheek — for disrupting the established political “quid pro quo.”
The letter ends with a powerful jab, as she notes she mistakenly believed her Senate seat was earned “through elections, not erections,” and reaffirms her stand as “Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken.”
Senator Natasha’s letter has quickly sparked widespread reactions, shedding light on underlying tensions in the nation’s political arena
